Some suspects are unearthed by Mike and Dan.
The first one was found by Mike. Frankly, I never knew such a monster existed and I am still uncertain how he produces more methane than the rest of the world put together, unless it is because he hasn't showered in donkey's years. He is so revolting that even the flys vomit. Goodness, Mike did
you catch this rascal? If you did please get him showered before we interrogate him.
I look forward to hearing about Dan's villain. This is very exciting and very dangerous. Be careful boys.
We will have to set up a proper investigation to see if this is the cause of the problem at the AD Plant.
Thanks Mike - your lead is invaluable!
excuse me Mike but Im sure Im not the only one who knows who 'methane man' is based on.
ReplyDeleteId like to say that producing a lot of gas is not a villanous trait - its a medically certifiable condition, and quite embarrassing too. And who needs to shower in donkeys years anyway? Water conservation is extremely important. Why, the Water Conflict Chronology List alone, gives 203 examples of conflict over water ranging from Noah in 3000BC to rioting residents in Mumbai 2009. Every time you shower youre killing someone in Mumbai, Mike - think about it.
Also the hat you drew is a lot more fetching in real life, especially when its worn at a jaunty angle.
and one other thing - I recently stitched my shoes so that my feet dont hang out of them, ask Agnes if you dont believe me
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